I was out at the mall all day long and oh man are my feet tired! They are so sore, I could really use a massage. I ask you if you want to help me by giving them a good rub? I apologize but explain that they are pretty smelly. Imagine my surprise when you tell me that you love it when they stink! Not gonna lie, that is kind of weird, but I need a massage so I take off my shoes and let you rub my socked feet while you take big deep breaths of my odor. Realizing it doesn't feel very good with socks on, I take them off so you can rub my bare skin. But then I notice you sneaking your hand down to your rock hard dick and I stop you! You have to do that on your own time! I beg you to please just massage my feet. But since you are playing hard ball with me, I agree to let you smell them and I will even help you jerk off if you just make the soreness go away! Will you take the deal?
A while back I received a custom request that was all about humiliation. I normally consider myself a nice person, but sometimes it is fun to break out of the box for a bit! For this custom, I got to play a rather snobby and more than a little picky Italian princess! You show up at my house begging me to let you touch my perfect Italian navel. You want me to let you lick it and suck it before you bend me over and fuck me. There is just one problem. I am only touched by other Italians. I only fuck other Italians. You, sir, are not Italian. You are a pathetic, weak, inferior male specimen, and you are lucky I let you breathe the same air as me because you will never be good enough for these tits, this mouth, this tight Italian pussy, or my perfect navel!
It has been quite the day, I was so busy, and now I just want to relax. I want to lay on my bed, turn on the TV, and unplug my mind. I am completely peopled out and I do not want to deal with anyone else's bullshit. So, I guess you can come hang out at my house since I have such a hard time telling you no. But only if you stay away from me and don't talk to me, then it is fine. Of course, the fastest way for me to relax is to fuck myself. So just don't mind me if I rub one out, act like you don't exist and I will act like you don't exist either. Deal?
